This is my own work even though I posted it on quizilla under a different name. I also don't know what the hell i was on when i wrote it enjoy
Jerry: Hello and welcome to a specail edition of cheaters. Tonight we have Inuyasha and he thinks Kagome is cheating on him with his older brother Sesshoumaru.Inuyasha why do you think Kagome is cheating on you with your brother? Inuyasha: When i come to visit Kagome she smells like my brother.Her lipstick is on his kimono top. chanting :bring the hoe out. bring the hoe out Jerrry: Let's bring out kagome. Inuyasha: Why in the hell would you do this to me. I've saved your life more times than you can count. And with my brother who has tried more than once to kill you. Kagome:What are you talking about? Inuyasha:You cheated on me with Sesshoumaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inuyasha gets ready to attack Kagome out of rage. Kagome: ****! I mean SIT Inuyasha falls through the stage. The whole audience bursts out laughing. Jerry:(half laughing half talking): Now let's bring Sesshoumaru out here! Audience: Boo. (woman hiding in the crowd): Sexy sesshy you better not have cheated on me or i'll neuter you!!!!!!!!!(audience member gets tranquiizer gun out. Inuyasha: How dare you steal my woman! With that Inuyasha unsheathes his sword. Then sesshoumaru easily dodges it and cuts Inuyasha's arm off. Inuyasha starts to calm down. Sesshoumaru: You half breed mutt. why in the HELL would I want your bitchy human!!!!(eyes flickering with every word) Inuyasha: Then why did she smell like you and her lipstick was on your kimono top. Sesshoumaru: That slut tried to suduce me. she kept trying to hug and kiss me. I threatened to kill her and she backed off. Jerry: Well if she didn't cheat with you then who did she cheat with! Kagome: Inyasha you idiot i cheated on you with Kouga! Jerry: Then let's bring Kouga out here Kouga: that's right i slept with Kagome. Inuyasha:GGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jerry: what happend let's hear your side of the story. Kouga:yeah whatever. Kagome came to me sayin Inuyasha wasn't giving her what she wanted so she came to me. Inuyasha: you bitch. Now Inuyasha withonly one arm attacks Kouga. the whole stage is becoming the crime scene for wolf on dog crime. jerry:Security get in there and stop them before they destroy the whole building! Security: Hell no! they got swords in there and we ain't getting cut! Kagome: sit boy! Inuyasha plunges through the floor making a second hole in the stage. everyone in the audience laughed but Sesshoumaru Kept his usual emotionaless expression. Jerry: thank you. Now Kagome what made you cheat on Inuyasha. Kagome:He didn't give me what i wanted. Plus he's still in love with Kikyo. Even though she tried to take him to hell with her, shot hi to a tree for 50 years, should I go on.When he kissed Kikyo that really pissed me off, esspecally cause he did it right in front of me.Kagome gets up and kisses Kouga. Inuyasha gets up fast and starts toward Kagome and Kouga. Al gets between them and Inuyasha unsheathes his sword. Al: **** this you don't pay me enough to stop maniacs with swords. I quit! The fighting starts up again and Inuyasha is doing pretty good but Kagome breaks it up by saying Sit. Jerry: now for questions from the audience. 1st person:Kagome what the hell didn't Inuyasha give you. Kagome:ok moving on. 2nd person:Kouga what's with the skirt it's shorter than Kagome's. Kouga: I don't like wearing pants. 3rd person: Sesshoumaru why are you wearing make-up? Are you a fag or something? Sesshoumaru what did you say!!!!!!! With that his eyes turn red andhe turns into a huge dog and starts ripping the unlucky person to shreds. Inuyasha and Kouga try their best to calm him down.Jerry gots his cellphone out and is calling the dogcatcher. once Sesshoumaru calms down during the commercail break. sesshoumaru gets up and ..... Sesshoumaru:this is for being a whore, a slut, and a skank.(bitch slaps Kagome). This is for bringing me to this show 9backhands Inuyasha). this is for mating with a dirty whore(all types of slaps Kouga. Then he calmly leaves the studio. the show ended.
